I feel like these two sentences go together somehow:

rubber duck
what the fuck

This is probably how a programmer poem would start.

rubber duck
what the fuck
tests are red
push to prod
i don't care
weekend's here

Rubber duck
What the fuck
No such luck
I got stuck
On this bug
PM's a cuck
He can suck
A garbage truck
For a buck
Yuck...

Eh I don't know

Bathing with Rubber Duck
Facing the bugs which bubble up
Deep breaths, this smells vile
Is it flatulence or an XML file?

Rubber Duck
What the Fuck
Can you hear
The sound of fear
Every time the PM's near.

Rubber ducky,

Something's fucky

Let's make it a worldwide meme and you should make an entry on knowyourmeme

Rubber duck
What the fuck

Half of the meetings wouldnt exist

If the management knew how to speak git

Where Issues and Milestones could rule

Teams is the only go-to of these fools

Rubber duck;

what the fuck;

management better be taking a piss;

or this project will be a miss;

iteration; iteration; iteration;

segfaults in my workstation;

Rubber duck

What the fuck

Push to master

Release on Friday

Wake up to the next day

800+ notifs screaming

For me to start fixing

Rubber duck
What the fuck
Just my luck
This code sucks
But it runs
So meh