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erik40417124yRoses are red,
Violets are blue
surgiie15694yRecord count equals 0 :p
Roses are red
Violets are fucking violets
Fuck the police
Fuck this world
Fuck this galaxy in particular
Fuck the universe
Lol Code is poetry
WHERE [Clue] > 0
0 Rows returned....
Sorry... Had to do it
Roses are red,
I'm ready for bed.
I would like to send it to my girlfriend.
Wait.. my girlfriend don't know anything about SQL.
Wait ... I don't have any girlfriend.
AccessViolation: "What are you talking about? Leave me alone, nerd!" ... ... ... "ok" :(
thesola10154yDROP TABLE you;
Shouldn't it be "If you are a table..."?
Mind you all, most recipients of such romantic words are not tables by the way.