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@Root I honestly cannot wait until they add the one thing necessary to do loops or calc a number in html. Game over bitches! People get so upset about this.
I guess there are places where html cannot run scripts, but for web scripts (JS) are ubiquitous. -
@Demolishun even if they did, it's still hyper text markup language.
Markup language.
There, I said it.
Can I now get the sexy waiter please with the good food and expensive beverages? -
C0D4669022y@dIREsTRAITS your code is even headless 😏
@Root html sucks, let's put it inside JS like we did a decade ago and call it "modern" -
@C0D4 Ugh, JSX bullshit is needlessly put in different holes: even TypeScript config provides an "option" for it. Dumpster fire of coupling. Uncompiled HTML-in-JS is even better (for worse).
So far, only Vue and Svelte component file formats make sense to me. -
@vintprox Do you mean the svelte that decides which parts of your code should be reactive based on what you assign to a variable, thus making a lot of supposedly isomorphic transformations non-isomorphic? At least JSX is thin syntax sugar over a trivial object model, not fucking transpiler black magic that turns valid JavaScript into valid JavaScript that does something else.
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more like "watching as people realize i'm a moron"
go ahead, program me anything in html.
even fizzbuzz.
go ahead. -
@tosensei I agree! HTML is a great language that’s slowly dying out with the rise of drag and drop interfaces.
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Also, there is this guy, who is either trolling or thinks the wording is imprecise:
https://youtube.com/watch/... -
@lbfalvy
https://jsfiddle.net/a47zLn95/
oops, your program doesn't work for any other input value because the language you used doesn't support that kind of feature.
which is exactly what makes it not a programming language.
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