one does not simply code clean with useful comments.

Must…. resist… urge… to rant…. about comments…. again 🤬🤐

@Lensflare Yes.

Fuuuuuucking devRant, just wrote a reply and clicked next to the reply button fuuuuck.

Not gonna rewrite it, fuck it.

@ElectroArchiver you must be using the web version, right?

Because on iOS (and I think Android, too) the text is saved, fortunately.

There should be one more level that is the absolute mind expanded solution

"I don't write comments, I write self documenting code

The Code:

return flip(getResponse(myRequest(a(i, size, paper)))).stream().map(e => Grapefruit(e.toString())).collect(Collectors.List()).removeAll(Constants.Physics.LIST_OF_APPLES_THAT_ARE_NOT_BANANAS);

"

I could use any JavaScript code, but I went for Java cause that can get just as confusing in some cases :)

@ElectroArchiver also, as a user of jira, I’ve developed a practice of copying the text that I wrote in a textfield to the clipboard before submitting because I have a trauma from the many times that jira (and some other web based shit-apps) decided to irretrievably delete it without sending.

@Hazarth Just because some dumbfucks claim to to write self documenting code that obviously isn’t, doesn’t mean that self documenting code doesn’t exist and is a lot better than fucking comments everywhere.

@Lensflare

// This is a comment, just so you know.

What comments everywhere are bad?

hehe

@ElectroArchiver What browser are you using? Even the web version retains the comment for me.

@lbfalvy ungoogled chromium

It does for me too with my rants, but not my comments..

I'm in this post somewhere

Comments vs. Self explaining code:

// add selected product to the items list:
array.add(value)

vs.

itemsList.add(selectedProduct)

i hate everything about this image.

Just comment your fucking code.

You really botched that: the first three are in reverse order.