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"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

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  • 10
    First thing I thought when I saw the handjob part: how on earth would you confuse a script with a handjob 😐
  • 6
    So if you manually type into the command line and the command you type blows, is that a blow job?
  • 1
    He's got the right idea though
  • 0
    @penguin exactly what I was about the replyπŸ˜‚
  • 0
    What πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ poor him
  • 9
    I hope he doesn't bash it too hard...
  • 0
    Sounds like that happened in germany xD
  • 0
  • 3
    I'm imagining a cool native English speaker saying that just to sound funny! Just like some people say "anywho" instead of "anyway".
    I say, let's all start saying "handjob" instead of manual πŸ˜πŸ‘
  • 0
    I mean like this guy kewl ->
  • 2
    @siljamicke
    Haha!
    Imagine:
    "Check the fucking handjob!"
    +1 for the laugh
  • 3
    Hahaha I would love to be there when he asks someone to type some commands manually.
    - Hey can you do me a handjob real quick?
    - What No!
    - Why not it's not too long! We will be done in no time.
    - . . . !
  • 3
    Boss: why is this not complete? what were you doing all week!?

    Colleague: Hand jobs.. so many hand jobs
  • 0
    He aint right but he aint wrong...
  • 0
    He is Russian, I guess
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