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I feel like making a slack integration tool that tells bad coworkers and managers to buzz off.

They message "hey" automatically send a link explaining why that's dumb and wastes time.

They message "do you have x minutes?" Automatically send a link showing them how to use Google calendar.

They message you "I need a status update on x", automatically send them a link to a tutorial on how to use jira.

Add in custom regex, custom links, and people filters, and you've got a stew going!

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    There's a website specifically for this, I think it's called "no hello". Examples in the appeal are using the Slack GUI which is telling haha
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    nohello.net

    dontasktoask.com
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    Very good idea.

    @mashi @alexbrooklyn pretty sure the OP is aware of those. Problem is keep having to post those links and waste time. Better if the bot handles that. Better yet if the messages get marked as read but don't think that is possible
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