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!dev
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

My Mother was intelligent enough to get her phone stolen and screams at me over the phone of my brother why I can't do more than telling her the last known location

BECAUSE THEY SHUT IT DOWN
I CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT THE PHONE HAVING AN INTERNET CONNECTION

But what if they go through my files go into my bank account

THEY CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PASSWORD ON IT

but they could crack it or something

NO THEY CAN'T WITHOUT TRYING FOR MONTHS OR YEARS OF POSSIBLE COMBINATIONS

but

NO BUT JUST FUCKING CALM DOWN IF THEY AREN'T THAT BAD THEN THEY WILL CALL ME IF THEY ARE ASSHOLES THEY NEED AT LEAST MAKE A FACTORY RESET AND DELETE ALL YOUR FILES
I CAN'T DO MORE THAN THIS SO FUCKING SHUT UP AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT A FUCKING WAITING ROOM AND DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING ON THE FUCKING INTERNET ESPECIALLY FACEBOOK

Thanks know I can't concentrate anymore........

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  • 17
    Ah yes, the wonderful 'You are a dev' so you can hack iphones, fix any hardware, make any website, even provide fast internet when something is not working...
  • 10
    10/10 proper rant
  • 3
    > but they could crack it or something

    Well there are enough exploits in older IOS / Android versions that can get you around the login, depending on what version she has..
  • 2
    @ElectroArchiver

    I kept her OS up to date and it's a new samsung galaxy s22 ultra (2-3 months old)
  • 1
    MOM/Muggle brain:
    But in <random crime tv series/movie> they can track GPS even when the phone is off. Need to dramatically remove and break the SIM card or else it can be found.
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