not dev related..

Olive Garden is nothing but Italian Denny's.

Musta missed the random category? 😜

@ScribeOfGoD no, it is definitely rant, just not a devrant. I just realized this about OG, and I'm unreasonably angry that they've been presenting themselves as something upscale.

Like a bunch of bloods and crips walking around dressed in suits and hamming up sicilian accents while their whole asses are hanging out because their belts aren't tight enough.

Olive Garden's unlimited breadsticks are a godless illusion papering over the lie that is their dignity.

They are really a greasy spoon stuffing their customers like pigs to fatten them up with stale breadcrumbs by the fistful.

Fuck you olive garden and your delicious delicious breadsticks!

Delicious though

@AvatarOfKaine "delicious though."

Oh no, they got you too!

@Wisecrack they got me a long time ago Winston

@AvatarOfKaine "winston"

How did you guess my spy name!?

Come on down to the Olive Garden and get yourself Bread sticks!

@Wisecrack ... Was quoting the character O'Brien from 1984 lol

I think Italian Taco Bell is a better analogy. I go to Taco Bell when I want corrupted interpretations of Tex-Mex and to resent myself a bits. Similar motivations for OG. Dennys…if I go to Dennys I’ll be booking a session with my therapist right after. My mental health has declined significantly.

@jeeper "corrupted tex-mex" quote worthy.

If DR ever releases a no-context book of the best posts, I'm nominating your comment.