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Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

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  • 108
    I wonder of this is the real conversation happening behind the scenes. It would stress the heck out of the engineers
  • 186
    What is wix? Sounds like a porn site in German
  • 14
    @Huuugo 😂 so true haha
  • 62
    I actually love material design 😁
  • 27
    @jerome724 I see material design. I give ++
  • 11
    Me: Make sure it looks nice on lynx 😂
  • 5
    @CSaratakij I'm actually working on a project for BSD that has lynx support as a feature, isn't that difficult
  • 8
    THIS IS SO ACCURATE!
  • 4
    Exactly!
  • 21
    The university one is so true. I've been here for a year now and I still can't get around their piece of shit site. It's like going through a labyrinth
  • 2
    Me: Some hover transition here some material design shadows there
  • 7
    The facebook one is not only true but probably legit aswell
  • 7
    @andros705 yeah, with code instead of that fucking bullshit ui
  • 0
    So true!
  • 0
    @Huuugo one of the reasons why it will never be a solution i would propose for clients with little budget. Webflow sounds way better.
  • 13
    @jschmold I used to date a girl, until I found out she made all her "sites" using wix..

    Granted she titled herself as a designer, but still...

    Wix in short: drag & drop looking fine on the facade but.. Just don't look behind it.
    Unless you are some kind of masochist, loving eye bleeding that is.
  • 10
    Medium : "You're fired! The line height was supposedly 33px not 34px. And your CSS is too main stream!"
  • 3
    @andros705 every fucking time
  • 9
    Devrant : desktop ? People still use that ?
  • 5
    i work web for my university's sites and that pretty much sums it up
  • 5
    The download site one xDDD
  • 4
    Now you are applicable for devRant stress ball. Go get it.
  • 0
    The University thing is so true.
  • 2
    Download sites... So true
  • 0
    As someone considering a CC to learn the university one is so accurate.
  • 0
    Haha that Amazon one is brilliant!
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