CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.

“Slams fists on keyboard”

I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦

“Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”

I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️

*digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”
*pees and shits pants*
*cries in corner with extra agony*

CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.

“Slams fists on keyboard”

I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦

“Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”

I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️

*digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”

*pees and shits pants*

*cries in corner with extra agony*

Sorry I couldn't even create an original comment. Your post is perfect and I'm only left with copying and pasting it.

Actually that last bit likely is literal

*opens devrant*

*closes devrant*

Don't cry about it, do something about it or die trying. Stop giving a fuck what others have to say.............

programmers are workhorses of the 21st century!

sad but true!

Or, just work for a small business and not a large cult.

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@vintprox jesus

Until now, I did not consider that my position, in this profession, might be simply referred to as being a "little code slut".

Thank you.

I need a moment.

I’m in this post and I don't like it

The total state of phat lasagna.

Need to turn this rant into an image macro.

X'ing X'ing X'ing.

@Wisecrack 😉😏

One of these days my goal is to go thru all your recent rants and learn ML lol

@phat-lasagna you'd be learning from a crackpot!

I will teach you the ways of the the crack pipe grasshopper.

@Wisecrack an adventure I’m dying to experience

@phat-lasagna thats just the fent talking, I assure you.

@Wisecrack ok now I am in love with you

@phat-lasagna I'm like a 7. You're like a 9 with those shades bro.

It would never work.

@Wisecrack well we will see about that, ur gigabrain could reprogram my mind to believe ur a 💯/10

@phat-lasagna im fucking rolling.