just saw MS' presentation on bing+chatgpt. It could actually lead to something.
If someone could make a kanban-to-slack bot that can answer my Sprint status, it could vastly reduce my time spent answering the same question over and over to different people.

That is yet again AI doing what it was born to do: creative, artistic and engaging personal connections so that humans can focus on tedious calculations and repetitive labour.

If someone could make a bot to answer my emails for me I could spend the whole day without having to interrupt my workflow to interact with a single "professional" human!

The emails you get are already AI asking you questions

Ah. The usual delusion that the currently heavily undigitalized world of management will have an enlightenment.

As long as most of the world sticks to stigmatizing digitalization as an unsolvable problem, a crime that steals job, etc.

Forget it.

Sure, in some interviews some higher ups talk about digitalization and AI efforts like Willy Wonkas chocolate fabric where everyone is happy high on chocolate... But in reality. Lol, hell no.

Workflows must not be changed is the mantra.

@IntrusionCM English is not my first language, but I think there is no syntax rule that says that any variation of the sentence "We want a dada driven sales machine process, but" must contain a comma and a "but".

This fucking phobia of non-artisanal corporate processes drives me insane. The free market urge for efficiency should prevent it, but apparently our "everybody gets a company! Entrepreneurs must be coddled and receive fiscal incentives!" society won't stand for it.

One day, the industrial revolution will reach the upper echelons of management. In that day we shall be able to take to the hills and say "efficient at last! predictable workloads at last! full product lifecycles without zombie legacy processes at last!"

@JsonBoa I dunno to what the first part of your comment with but applies.

But I'm not a native English speaker and probably my commas are influenced by German grammar. :)

"I want to give you a raise, but"
"I know there are many ways to fix this properly, but"
"I really like your butt, but"

He just means that, grammatically, you @IntrusionCM could one day hear those sentences without an accompanying clause that completely invalidates the main clause.

@electrineer ah. Okay.

In management this is definitely common. XD

@electrineer ur username reminds me of engineer from tf2. I have to laugh everytime xD