Ordered a takeout wok/poke this evening from a new place. The only thought after tasting - what kind of junior made this....? I hope I write code better than he cooks food.

It looks like what it's supposed to look
it smells as it should
it has all the ingredients

but the taste is just... Not right.

I takes special skill to make it so wrong!

  • 3
    Perhaps he fucked up the sauce? There's not much cooking involved with a poke in the first place
  • 4
    Too often it's just disgustingly cheap ingredients.
  • 1
    @scor ...which might even be in date, if it was a month ago.
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