RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

TITANIC VIRUS: Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

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    LIAM NEESON VIRUS: "I will find the user and I will kill the user"
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    BILL CLINTON VIRUS: Screws other computers on the network and denies it.
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    Protect users from devRant for these viruses.
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    RICHARD HENDRICKS VIRUS: Compresses all your files and pivots
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