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Some companies be like-

.. In job posting - We are the next big thing. We are going to change the industry. We are like Google / Facebook etc...

..in Introduction - We are the next big thing. We are going to change the industry. We are like Google / Facebook etc...

.. in Interviews - We are the next big thing. We are already changing the industry. Think of us like Google / Facebook etc...

.. during Interviews - Our interview process is rigorous because we are the next big thing. We are going to change the industry. We are like Google / Facebook etc...

.. questions in interviews - Since we are Google / Facebook, please answer questions on Java, C/C++, JS, react, angular, data structure, html, css, C#, algorithms, rdbms, nosql, python, golang, pascal, shell, perl...
.. english, french, japanese, arabic, farsi, Sinhalese..
.. analytics, BigData, Hadoop, Spark,
.. HTTP(s), tcp, smpp, networking,.

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.. starwars, dark-knight, scarface, someShitMovie..

You must be willing to work anytime. You must have 'no-excuses' attitude

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Now in Salary - Oh... well... yeah... see.... that actually depends on your previous package. Stocks will be given after 24 re-births. Joining bonus will be given once you lease your kidneys.

But hey, look... We got free food.

Well, SHOVE THAT FOOD UPTO YOUR ASS.

FUCK YOU...
FUCK YOUR 'COOL aka STUPID PIZZA BEER - CULTURE'.
FUCK YOUR 'FLAT- HIERARCHY'.
FUCK YOUR REVOLUTIONARY-PRODUCT.

FUCK YOU!

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  • 15
    previous package... well see, they paid me well, so they didn't need to provide free food as if I were a starving hobo...

    About those stocks... What is their current value? How much dividends did you pay last year? Oh they're not publicly traded... so they're worth about the same as toilet paper?

    Investors? Just seed, or series A? oh... none yet, just your own savings...

    And your team... how many devs did you say you have? Oh, I'm the first one...

    You sir, don't have a company, you had a vague idea... seeing as that comes with risks, I'm going to have to ask you to pay my full salary ahead of time...
  • 6
    I still think promoting flat hirarchy is a joke.

    What does it change? Nothing. You will have a superior and if he doesn't like you, you will be fired...

    Oh what I will get company stocks? They are not stock traded? They will worth something in 80 years? Till then Im dead.

    Ah for most of the jobs people with a bachelor degree are taken? You need at least 5 years working experience after you're university? So no newbies allowed?

    Today's job system is just fucked up!
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