Dev: The requirement is not clear. This seems to be a general usecase which you are thinking we might need but we won't actually need it.

Manager: You have to do it. This is the requirement. No other option. Don't ask any questions.

...... One week later....

Manager: Why is the team not open to me?

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    “Well, we have a ritual to shove a keyboard up our ass. Since you didn’t do that yet, you aren’t part of the tribe.
    Here’s a keyboard. Shove it up your ass, and everyone will like you now. “


    “Hey, look! Everyone is smiling. They all love you now”.
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