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True evil

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  • 46
    Literally had the same reaction reading that monstrosity, showed it to dev friends of mine, same reaction, note we've decided to quit or jobs and hunt down whoever wrote this for there is only one way to stop this from spreading, kill the creator
  • 25
    @GhostFish

    *raises pitchfork and flaming torch*

    How can I help?
  • 1
    This destroyed my day...
  • 3
    @GhostFish keep us updated!
  • 6
    Fun fact: that won't work

    (Most) C++ compilers don't allow Unicode characters in their source code (except for string literals)
  • 1
    emojicode.com

    @Krokoklemme I had a made a C++ program for a class, and something that shouldn’t be was showing a Unicode character on screen. Tried to catch it but visual studio wouldn’t compile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 9
    Calm yo titties everyone. This is actually funny.

    Plus, if you think about it, it's a perfect fusion of 3 language concepts: lexical​, machine (logic and mathematic) and ideographic.

    Amazing!
  • 13
    And I'm just sitting here, thinking... "Why the fuck are you doing 'if (false == false)'
  • 1
    Omg this one was really hilarious
  • 1
    In which compiler this could work?
  • 2
    the nsa part got me. The big brothers watching....
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  • 1
    Oh my god, cutest c++ code I saw this month 😍
  • 0
    This gave me cancer.
  • 1
    @lunarkittie I can't stop laughing
  • 1
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
  • 0
    @BigMacca101 @de-bueb

    Journal: Day 5:
    Found a lead on hunting the monster, hopeful, one day the world will be rid of this unspeakable horror
  • 1
    @GhostFish Keep me posted, pitch form will be sharp and torched will be hot
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