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My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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  • 24
    Name her correcthorsebatterystaple
  • 14
    This is gold. Gonna have to steal this one
  • 5
    @busuu His password is his cat's name, so each time his password gets cracked, he renames his cat and changes his password to his cat's new name.
  • 6
    I assumed it was his security question @AlgoRythm @busuu
  • 0
    @UnknownDev hahah Sure 😂
  • 2
    @Ashkin Either works I suppose
  • 1
    Poor car, needs time to get used to the new names
  • 4
    Maybe the cat hacked it. Who knows?
  • 8
    Wait.. you guys don't change your cats every 90 days?!
  • 1
    Add the cats birthday to the name...
  • 2
    It is the cat who is hacking your account to get its name changed. And yes I am Sherlock.
  • 2
    That's poor opsec. You should microwave the cat and get a new one each time your security is compromised.
  • 0
    @plasmax apparently microwaving is still recoverable. Only physical destruction is the way to go... which in the case of the cat/microwave scenario is only a matter of time so you're still technically safe! 😆💥
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