My face produces so much grease and oil its insane... I often have to wash my face with facial soap or just rub it with a towel. Its so annoying. Why the fuck id my face getting so greasy all of the time? Im not doing shit. How do i stop it from being so oily/greasy and get it normal dry skin instead?

Emulsifying it and then mixing it with a strong acid usually helps.
Do be warned, it may also remove the skin.

pack and sell it. make a perfume/lubricant... smth. Turn every problem into opportunity ;}

@tosensei im supposed to become a vegan ?

@b2plane yes (warning not proven that it will help)

Maybe stop washing it too much. The less products you use, the better.

0. Go to a Skin doctor!!!!!!
Everything below based on my personal experience/granma. advice.
1.Dry Skin ==old skin
2. Check the medical approach there is a tratment based on vitamin a(i think) that could handle it.
3. Cut down oily stuff like fast food and kashius/peanuts.
4. Have more sex - could help cant hurt - to reduce hormone impact.
(this part is the granny advise **not mine of course 😃).