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Nice strip good Photoshop skillzzz
Give him what he wants. Probably a 1 page site https://onepagelove.com/ look here pick 3 u can make. Use Photoshop to make images of it. Send them to him asks which one he likes most if he says number 3 cool make in Photoshop the design with tekst images of his business ask if this is what he wants. If he says yes say your price. And build it, if he wants something unrealistic tell him you can't do it.
If he wants shit give him shit with a nice bow around it.
Good luck!
This is by far the best please turn off your Adblock I have ever seen. I actually paused my ad blocker 😂
Learning CSS in a nutshell.
What do you do when your client WANTS a shitty website?
If it's considered a UI anti-pattern, he wants it.
I'm pretty frustrated because I keep bringing him what I consider professional-quality work and he's disappointed, asks for something dumb instead. I made the mistake of giving him Photoshop and encouraging him to try to design some of his ideas. I thought he would be frustrated and decide, okay, Patrick knows best. But that backfired. Now I'm forced to answer basic questions about "how to delete the pixels" and end up on TeamViewer for hours trying to explain vector masks.
His current bright idea is to advertise his product with a comic strip. And let me tell you, it looks really, really awful. Not tasteful material-design-esq vectors, he thinks those are dumb, he prefers crude clipart. But he loves it.
I've kind of dug myself a hole here. It's what the client wants. But the client wants a steaming pile of shit. What do I do? Also forgot to mention, dude is my landlord and I'm behind on rent. FML
pic related; it's his comic
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