A convo with my !dev colleague.

Her: Can i use your PC for a while?
Me: Yeah sure.
Her: Why is this so wierd? Why i can't refresh?
Me: It's Ubuntu.
Her: Man, this sucks, you should use windows 10, it's the latest!
End of Convo.

After that day, i heard her talking to my other colleague.

Her: "Go ask him. The one with the weird PC."
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SHOULD I KILL HER?

Use it as a training experience! If she blows you off, just shrug. Some people just don't understand the awesomeness of Linux

Are you so insecure about this that it affects you?

Isn't a convo something like an apartment?._.

@Double-A convo is short for a conversation, duh

@Double-A I think you are thinking about condominium (condo)

Read convo, start thinking about convolutional neural networks

😂 SHOULD I KILL HER! 😂👌🏼

@filthyranter You're Aussie too?

the one with weird PC lol
Remember there is no WiFi in jail and they use Windows 98 :P

That escalated quickly! But yes, probably.

Letting someone else use my computer would be like letting someone else use my toothbrush. When asked, the answer is no.

@trogus
so true. i don't mind people touching my stuff but my computer(s) are sacred!

Sure you can kill her.

Just rm -fr him

Oohhh yes and bury her with smile 😁😁

Don't kill her, install windows vista without sp 1, put her in an extra vlan (for sec reasons) and let her be

I will lock myself in a secret room 24/7, a very dim room. With security and guards around. Looks like those national research lab or area 51

Nobody, except nerds, can enter or see what I am doing with my computer.

People who lives inside the room are all nerds happily living forever, separated from the outside world.

I would tell her, urban myth says Linux is a technology highly related to aliens, which looks like penguins. So, she should not bother talking too much about Linux. Also, stay away from me. Do not even mention this to anyone else.

And, do NOT ever try to challenge us by saying Windows is much better.

Or, she will risk her own lives. So, shut up and gtfo asap

Marry her, you will got some kinky

Kill that biatch with fire 🔥

@badcopnodonuts Since Aussie is short for Australian, I'm triggered.

As I say, kill it before it lays eggs.

Kill