My rant today is that all my tasks are lame and I'm bored. Any Java joke for me? - devRant

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gitpush

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7y

NullPointerException: Joke not found
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gitpush

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7y

@Letmecode Is that a new joke? Never heard of it :P
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yellow-dog

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Why does the c# developer wear glasses?

Because a java developer punched him in the eye for telling that one joke.
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Eariel

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7y

@Letmecode, yeah, I'm looking for new ones. Girls on recruiting want to put it on our ads and I don't want to suffer when I share it.
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yellow-dog

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@Letmecode i will slap you for that
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dontPanic

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Ughh Java
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samxxx

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If java is really good at garbage collection, every program will get deleted after compilation...

Read somewhere.

PS: It's just a joke. I am also a java developer. 😎
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codenameszjames

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public class JokeClass{
public void main(String[] args){
return 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
}
}
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conjoiner

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7y

Got a great joke for you.

Java.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
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Eariel

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You're all so mean! But thanks anyway.
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yellow-dog

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@conjoiner boo boo
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devios1

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Java walks into a java.system.foundation.core.classes.buildings.bar…

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