Full year of cutting edge delivery on or before time, year end feedback time:

Manager: we r gonna give u lower rating this year because u we're not up to expectations

Me: but what expectations I did not meet

Manager: u completed all tasks before time and with quality and in half time compared to others...but unlike others u didn't slog...u should have slogged...

Me: fuck u...!! I resign!

  • 1
    What the actual...
  • 5
    Well it's a easy math
    Over-productive employee -> happy clients -> more business -> more money -> more over-productive employees -> more happy clients ->...

    We we all try and avoid infinite loops wherever possible and its the only thing learnt through the the "intro to C" textbook

    (ps. this is the only possible reason I can think of which explains everything)
  • 1
    Luckily, we have quarterly reviews :)
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