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@yusijs Not really but these are lyrics from on of my favourite songs and I thought this comes close to how we think about clients sometimes :P
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Was expecting this to be @letmecode, and it only got realer when he, of all people, recommended controlling yourself 😅😅
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@linuxxx, i sincerely hope you're feeling better now. That was...quite surprising to see a rant of such high caliber from you; i could feel that they REALLY pissed you off
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My friend sent me this.
When you get a client from real MOTHERFUCKING hell.
You just really FUCKING want to say this:
Scorched earth MOTHERFUCKER. I will massacre you. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB.
First, take a big step back and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
I will rain down an ungodly FUCKING firestorm upon you.
You're gonna have to call the FUCKING United Nations and get a FUCKING BINDING RESOLUTION to keep me from FUCKING destroying you.
I am talking SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER.
I will MASSACRE you.
I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
But for your own sake you keep it at this:
Yes sir/ma'am :).
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clients from hell
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binding resolution
wow much swearing