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linuxxx
7y

When you get a client from real MOTHERFUCKING hell.

You just really FUCKING want to say this:

Scorched earth MOTHERFUCKER. I will massacre you. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY JOB.
First, take a big step back and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
I will rain down an ungodly FUCKING firestorm upon you.
You're gonna have to call the FUCKING United Nations and get a FUCKING BINDING RESOLUTION to keep me from FUCKING destroying you.
I am talking SCORCHED EARTH MOTHERFUCKER.
I will MASSACRE you.
I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

But for your own sake you keep it at this:
Yes sir/ma'am :).

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  • 1
    From experience I take it? :D
  • 5
    loool all those words summed in a "Yes Sir/ma'am
  • 1
    @yusijs Not really but these are lyrics from on of my favourite songs and I thought this comes close to how we think about clients sometimes :P
  • 1
    @matsaki95 me neither lol
  • 1
    Was expecting this to be @letmecode, and it only got realer when he, of all people, recommended controlling yourself 😅😅
  • 1
    @linuxxx, i sincerely hope you're feeling better now. That was...quite surprising to see a rant of such high caliber from you; i could feel that they REALLY pissed you off
  • 0
    Some good Tropic Thunder memories coming back here.
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