Today I got called by a someone saying something about my internet but I couldn't actually hear him against the background noise...

I think he mentioned something about having downloaded my internet onto their servers...?

Seems legit, should ring him back with your bank card ready.

I love to fuck with these assholes. I'll just blare random ass sounds the whole phone call.

*Indian accent*: "Hello my name is John. We here at Microsoft found out that you have a Virus on you computer."

@Marlo I then proceed to scream at the top of my voice "HELLO JOHN! MY NAME IS BOB AND I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE FACT YOU WORK FOR MICROSCOFT. WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY COCK AS YOU FUCK OFF."

@jhh2450 That's how you lose an opportunity on having fun. Try to play the dumb person and waist their time :)

@Marlo I've done that before. I actually timed myself. Took me all of 2 minutes to make one hang up.

Them: "please open the internet sir"
Me: Is this "shoot dawn (shutdown) the internet? No? Ok what a MicroSoft Word? That's not it? Are you sure? My cousin told me that's the internet, and he wouldn't lie to me. Ok ok. Internet explorer? Ah ok that makes sense. Wait a second...do I have to pay for internet? Ohh I don't have internet, I just browse Facebook over the WiFi."
*Call ended*

@jhh2450 haha next time try to be like a casual. Show them that you're a smart pc user. But don't be to arrogant. Try to reach the point where they ask you to pay and at that moment reveal yourself and make them feel like crap. Or just hang up an block the number xD