When normal people find out you can code

"It's like Facebook but better"

this makes my skin crawl

@AlmostPerfekt This is how devrant started 😛

"Developers hate this simple trick."

@matsaki95 my... anger... i have... issues... must resist... humans are good... calm down... every thing is fine... think... think...

Translation from asshole to English:

I have an idea (to make money by doing nothing), therefore I'm the boss. I'm too lazy to figure out how to build my idea myself, so I'm just going to try to coerce someone with actual skills to build an original product from one or two vague, unoriginal ideas, then I'll take all of the credit when it's done, and kick a few crumbs to "the little red hen" over here. If it isn't successful, I'm not out anything, unlike the developer.

Having unfortunately dealt with more tactful, subtle, and manipulative people like this in the past, I can say unequivocally that such people should be on fire. Like, physically engulfed in flames.