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Come on bro COME ON. BRO. THE CEO OF AN (Arabic) COMPANY (Prolly some fkin rich ass sheikh saudi multi trillionaire oil guy (cause they mention they work for g20 (or are a part of g20 not sure))) AND HIS JOB TITLE ON LINKEDIN IS

"Relentless learner..."

Ok... Thats good but how is that a job (theres more)

"...synthesist..."

WHAT?? FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN BRO (and now get this!!)

"...time-traveler"

Is his job title. And he's the founder.

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  • 4
    271d
    Now I want to create a linkedin profile and for location put: "your mom".

    I dunno, people get creative when they don't give a shit.
  • 4
    271d
    He should travel back in time and prevent himself from creating a LinkedIn account
  • 5
    271d
    He is a time traveller and not the richest man in the world? Fail!
  • 7
    271d
    @Lensflare the national lottery is a sting operation to catch time travelers.
  • 0
    270d
    I honestly don't get why this bothers you at all.
  • 4
    270d
    Technically we're all time travellers. We just all travel nearly at the same speed.
  • 2
    270d
    @electrineer And the only way to not travel through time is to travel through space at max speed.
  • 2
    269d
    once u have enough money and know u will never be at the mercy of recruiters and will never need someone to hire u, u can pretty much do anything u want
  • 0
    269d
    Sure it's not a piss take at LinkedIn?

    Sounds exactly what I'd do to troll the meaningless mess that platform has become...
  • 0
    269d
    @KDSBest hes rich im not. Hes the founder im not. He's dumb as shit im not. Unfair life bothers me because it is evidence that i deserve better and deserve more
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