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When the university finds out you're a pentester:

Usual underclassmen: Can you hack my bf/gf? I think they're cheating on me.

Delusional underclassmen who think they know everything: I can hack too! Who's your master? I learned how from master jimmy *runs a batch script that has "tree" on loop. See? What batch script do YOU have?"

The IT teachers: can you show us how a payload works?

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  • 3
    me: wow you must enjoy suffering
  • 4
    You're not a real hacker when your tree loop isn't green text on a black background.
  • 1
    Hahaha, the guy's text was green. @ejmin
  • 1
    Try going for your Master's and the professor always verifying information with you, and the entire class turns their heads towards you. Children of the Corn flashback.
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