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The feeling you get when you have a momentary lapse of a good idea for a project
Spent the entired day writing the code for it, and when you run it to see how it's coming together.. You get 0 Errors *Orgasmic moans*
but then you thought of something add and well.. it fucked everything up!1
*Sees Unrealistic hacking on movies
*Family thinks i can trace anything
*No one at work wants to touch my flashdrives
I didn't pay hundreds of dollars for a degree to be portrayed this way.8
I need help.
im making a program and
im using an access database
and i want to make it so that the user's input is to be searched from two different tables in one Access file.
thank you for reading and sorry if my english is abit shaky5
i think im losing my mind.
i swear i placed like, 10 labels on my VB form, the designer even shows it's there! but when i run it for testing it all disappears!
i think i need a break.9
A huge new hospital opened up.
it looks very modern and nice, lots of new doctors and facilities.. but..
Why is everything wireless?!
everything's connected to different APs across the hospital!
Receptionist's pc? has a wifi adaptor sticking out to the side.
in-patient's smart tvs? Wireless, connected to their own ap
conveniently enough, the SSID's were labeled with where they were being used and didnt bother to hide it
"Office A" "Smart TVs" "DB".
now im not saying wireless is bad, it's convenient! but why make everything in the building connect wirelessly.
any kid who's feeling naughty could do:
aireplay-ng -0 0 [BSSID] wlan[#]
and it's good bye connectivity.
or maybe flip put wireshark or any kind of sniffer.
i dont wanna have to come here for surgery only to find out the machine's wireless too.
imagine it stopping halfway through your surgery.. Yikes..6
everyone in class was so silent when suddenly one guy pops up and says:
" 'TROJAN' VIRUS? I got it! you know? the trojan horse and shit?"
we all laughed
not because of him just realizing it now
but because we all slapped our faces at the same time, it was kinda funny.
Thank god i had debian dual booted with my windows. wheb my little sister fucked up my windows i just booted into debian and made a bootable drive.
I have this indian coworker of mine, and people keep asking him to say "RJ45" i listened in and he said "Arjeet45"
everyone cracked up laughing.1
Everyone knows Rudolph the red nosed reindeer right?
He guides santa
Was it made to tell to kids whenever they see an airplane fly at night and they see their red lights?
What my classmates ask me everytime i open my Laptop (it's running Debian)
"That's a cool theme you got there, can i have a copy?"
"Which windows version are you using?"
"oh wow, you made it look like an apple desktop"
I get head aches everytime..14
My First name, is also my Last name.
So it gets kinda akward whenever i fill out a form and when the lady at the booth notices i have the same names on both the First and Last name fields.
She points and explains to me which is which and everybody looks at me like im some 6 year old hahaha.15
*How do devRanters take a bath*
same as everyone!
you got your soap...
rubber ducky with cape...7
Prof: "Can someone help me active my msoffice?"
me: "Ooh! ooh! over here!" *Raises hand*
prof: "Anyone? please?"10
At a point in your life, you'll settle down abit, and you start to think about what you've done in the past (idk) years of your life.
Then you think about your career, how everything is ever since you discovered you were good at a certain thing since highschool.
be it programing, writing random codes, pentesting (or if you had that "hacker" phase in your life) or fixing laptops and etc.
You think about the word, and you had a thought: You only know how to do it, how it works, how its done, and how to do it.
You only "Know", it takes practice, patience, dedication and years (or months depends on you) of experience before you can really say for sure you're "Good" at it.
Me? Im no where near good. but that doesn't stop me from going there.
And i hope the same goes for you. You can do it,
Have a great day.3
Im getting interested in two languages. Namely: Ruby and Python. both seem like really good languages.
which one do you think would i be better off learning?11
i PRAY that devRant's community grows nice and healthy.
all it takes is some edgy, delusional kid who think they're "Hacker" and that this app is for "Hackers" to start making cringey comments, posts, and start inviting more of his kind.19
When i get kids. They are NOT allowed to have online game accounts until the age of 14.
I'll still teach them how the internet works. i'll maybe allow facebook.
kids on the internet and in online games these days are toxic little brats.19
a joke i heard from work:
A Mexican magician said he'd disappear at the count of 3.
"Uno, Dos..." and *Poof*
without a Tres.11
Flyer: "Looking for someone to code for coffee factory-thingy, we will not pay you in cash."
Me: "Fucking Pass!"
Flyer: "-We will pay you in bags of coffee instead, from itally"
Me: "-me that pen and sign me up!"1
*Didnt understand anything mathematic back in grade and highschool
*Can understand math in code no problem.4