Almost got my manhood out at work.

There I was in deep thought needing the toilet but wanted to get a coffee first. So I get up go to the kitchen and catch myself next to the bin unzipping.

Next time, just use the bin! Save yourself a trip to the wash room!

I have recurring dreams of peeing in an inappropriate place such as a wastebin, usually with an audience. And I'm usually aware that it's inappropriate and puzzled as to why I'm doing it. As is the audience, whoever they may be. Being me is sometimes a very disturbing experience.

@teadrinker I've had similar dreams. They usually start when I fear that an awkward situation might happen at an upcoming event.