7 page resume
13 jobs, some only lasting 3 months
TONS of grammatical and spelling errors.
Descriptions of each job has several lines just saying he "created functions; interfaces; abstract classes; classes".... For a jr/senior level developer job? Why are we interviewing him?

wtf how do you fill up 7 pages

It has happened a lot. My boss is AWFUL at screening. I'm beginning to think he goes for length not actual content.
But I'm beginning to wonder if this guy uses variables ... I don't see it mentioned in the resume yet

Also claims to have 18 years of experience. At max he has 10 years. WHY

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein

Some people just don't get the "everything" part, nor that this is actually a lot harder that making something needlessly large/complex.

If you had actual experience worth 7 pages, I'd expect you to be able to summarize the most relevant parts, and I'm no recruiter/boss. You can impress me with just one well crafted sentence.

You are interviewing him because your company probably is in desperate need of a cheap programmer that can do basic things?

@BindView by having 13 jobs that last 3 months.

@adorkable ask him why his jobs were all so short. I'm curious to see his answer. 😂

only 3 months? Someone isn't making it after probation period