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skprog19167yYa everyone should write a game /story on programming drunk how to do it how to have fun with it. Stories and games.
error shot glass: everytime you compile and the error you where trying to fix is still broken take a drink. -
skprog19167yShotglass shuffle : take a shot after which you must shuffle all your variables in a class with famous sci fi and fantasy characters. If you compile and missed one take another shot.
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take a shot for everytime you think longer than 5 seconds about how to name your project, class, variable etc. Timer resets after the shot, giving you another 5 seconds.
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Imagining a load of drunkards (me included) staring at the probably not that great code saying:
"I loves you I do, did you know that?"
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We should establish a rule set that applies always, like the international drinking rules (for example, always use the right ctrl key, otherwise drink).
For chapters, I'd just collect PRs with stories / submissions first and refactor later. -
Write in a language you don't use much
Have a shot every time you try to use your favourite language sintax -
skprog19167yHad to look ballmer peak up. The idea that enjoyment from alchol can improve performance in programing. But up to a point.
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skprog19167y@HIGHphen @bash-apprentice @BindView @al-m @nikoto @dontPanic @evilmupp3t @sklopi should we do an experiment on the ballmer peak. Everyone take your bmi and weight and height start drinking and Programming and write down when it becomes error prone to hard to focus, or you forget what you doing. From that data we will create a cheat sheet for ballmer peak.
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ill write some ballmer articles when i have free time, regularly code in assembly when drunk
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skprog19167yOk so im currently three beers in. And im pretty sure im at that point. Im 270 pounds and am 6'2 i have cognitive function but have difficulty typing correctly.
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al-m26797yI've figured out how to contribute!!
Been too focused on coding and tech I forgot I'm actually a writer lol. If you need me to edit/compile data into like... Idk "writing"? Let me know!
Ofc I wanna help with the coding too!! -
easy way to reach balmars peak: drink shots in front of a mirror when you think you look good start working.
works cause of self esteem not because you're ugly
Write an actual 'how to code drunk' i think it would be fun.
Write an actual 'how to code drunk' i think it would be fun.