The age old question has finally been answered!

Solid improvements.

Muy lol

Got new work phones.
Mines sorted :).

Love a machine that can just keep going.

Wut..

Boss: Hey squares, I need one of you to select a new volume control, if you spot anything let me know.
Me: Say no more

Sold!

Hahaha

Lol, good start.

Finally ditched Linux and am back on the original and best :p

Literally anything..

Accurate enough I suppose

*chuckles more than should*

*noticeable chuckles*

As far as BSODs go, this one looks pretty cool.

Sums up our current job at work - a rushed redesign of a rushed web app.

Such innovation, much practical..

Kitty Cat here I come!!!

Ha, accurate.

Haha, woops.

How?
Is it a test?

How did I fail this?

Create popout pages, all looks and works well...
Except in bastarding Internet bloody Explorer -
In IE if you use one particular dropdown list then everything moves slightly to the left... Why?
Why IE, why are you still even real? Why do Microsoft think you're worth maintaining?
Why have Microsoft given us two crap browsers instead of one normal one?
You're an utter waste of time, memory and money and I want you to go away.

Friday end of work - select shut down and update, thinking PC would do those things.
My morning so far:

Almost miss seeing these on my parents screens.

I drink a lot and of water so I always have two glasses by my bedside -
A full one in case I get thirsty and an empty one in case I don't...

An eidetic memory would be pretty great :)

Probation passed month and a half early - I ARE DEVLOPER!

First dev job and I've made it to lunch time, better than I'd convince myself I would do.