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tahnik
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Skipped my lectures at university just to get my new Dell laptop at home.

Here is my experience of dell account portal:

There is a 50-50 chance that your order will appear in the list of orders. It has it's own mind, sometimes it will appear, sometimes it will say it has found no orders.

Now if somehow you do see the order in the list, there is a 50-50 chance that clicking on the order number will actually show you the correct order. Most of the time it will take you to a completely different order, where you can see the name, address and other personal details of a person that you don't know. THANKS DELL!

Now if somehow clicking on the order number takes you to the right order details page, there is a 50-50 chance that there will be no courier information, it will be blank without any information. Sometimes it will show the tracking number, but no courier details.

Right, now let's say that I don't give a fuck about any of these. I stayed home, skipping my lecture, just so that I can get my laptop. They promised me that they will deliver it today and I trust them 🙂

BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, not only that they will not deliver it today, they haven't even bothered to give me a call and say that they won't be delivering it today. YOU PIECE OF HORSESHIT, I skipped my fucking lectures for you. Now I have to skip my lectures for another day, just to get my GODDAMN laptop.

FUCK YOU DELL, DIE IN HELL!

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  • 5
    Where have you been? I started to get worried ❤️
  • 10
    Dell is hell, I can tell.
    But having my Dell, it arrived well, they didn't ring the bell.
  • 4
    When I got my computer a few months ago, I was on campus when I received the email that my package has been delivered. I went back to home not because I was worried about it getting stole (I live in a second floor and there's only other apartment next to mine) but because it was about to rain. It was worth I tho. I was able to secure my new laptop and spent an afternoon at home while it was raining <3
  • 3
    @Archer04 the fuck, I don't get how leaving the package is ok. I think it's illegal here in Germany.

    Your naibors can take it for you, but not without signing and a log plus notification where it went.

    No wonder that dude had to build that shotgun shell package to scare off people.
  • 2
    @RageBone just to clarify. I digitally allowed the courier to leave the package in the front door of my apartment. There is no way that any person can see the package unless they are going to visit me or my neighbor. We take care of each other packages, so I don't really have anything to worry about. But I knew that she wasn't home that day until really late, and the weather was not the ideal to just leaving my new laptop just chilling there while it was raining.
    We have never ever have any package stole. Unless it was stole by the fucking mailman (happened to me twice). Or the mofo would say that I wasn't home when I was waiting next to my door the whole time (lazy mofo that didn't want to come upstairs to leave the package) and instead left a note.
    Fun fact, I catch the mofo doing again. I know when it's gonna be around my street and I will wait next to my mail box. He saw me and I asked him if he had a package for me. He already had the note filled in and had to go back to the car to get my package -.-
  • 1
    Truth: Dell's website is the worst.
  • 3
    @PonySlaystation @PonySlaystation that’s a cool rhyme ✌🏻😎😎👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
  • 2
    @hash-table but their laptops don't look as good. :(
  • 1
    @hash-table wanted to buy Asus zenbook 3. But all the Asus laptops are using 7th gen Intel while dell have 8th gen.
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