*Me trying to flirt with her*

Me: "Programming turns me 1."

She: "JavaScript turns me true."

Guess who spent whole day searching some good js tutorials on web today ??

Lol, good luck xD

@BambuSource thank you :D

Nobody is hot enough to be the single reason to learn JS. Too much pain. Also, if JS turns her on, she must be into some BDSM shit or worse. Run a way man!

Disclaimer: I know JS is a neccesary evil, but it still sucks xD

@Joserc87 for every person into that bdsm shit there’s at least one other person willing to be the other side of the relationship, at least OP knows she likes getting fucked.

Also, they say don’t stick your dick in crazy, but someone has to.

My first procedural language was JS... looking at the beast it is now is scary, I’m not sure Guantanamo could give her the kind of abuse she’s into.

Still my favourite big old nasty beast though tbf 😉

I want to say smth.. what do I say.. thinking hard, thinking.. typing now..

Errrm I have some JavaScript tutorials can I send them over ?

You should console.log on her chest?