Full Stack Web Developer Looking for Collabs

How do I create a Collab..

Well, I'm looking to form a team of 2 - 4 members. We will be devoted to learning machine learning through books, Kaggle, self assignments and various group discussions and pair programming. We will form a group name, open a GitHub account and upload our projects there. Am looking up to extending it to build projects together. This can also help us build our portfolios.

There are no tight requirements. But some good programming skills especially in Python will be great and a good understanding of high school math. We will be learning together.

“Be curious. Read widely. Try new things. I think a lot of what people call intelligence boils down to curiosity.” - Aaron Swartz

I interchanged my space-bar key with my delete key.

I think this is one of those many times everyone is wrong and am right

There's only one place I want to spend my summer holidays:

The black hole.

I don't know about you. But earth is already boring!

No news is good news.

No output means it was successful

Fuck these movie people:
You run "sudo apt-get update.." and you say we've got the signal. Your f*cking signal! Am sure someone even typed the password for you. I update my system every 5 minutes I have got no signal. F*ck you again. I'm not watching the movie again. P*ssing me off.

+ “I’m drunk, but I can still drive.”
+ “I’m tired, but I can still finish this piece of code.”
+ " I don’t need a silly seatbelt.”
+ “Tests? Naw, I’ll just push this to the Master branch.”

I had a headache. I googled my symptoms, now am a cancer patient 🙄

Ever had a near death experience? And what thoughts came to mind?

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

It never gets any better than this...

People: You're creepy
Me: can't determine whether I shd feel good or bad.

Ok so I'm creepy. Thanks.☺️

As a child I was raised to say "Thank you" to people, esp when they offer me services for free, and even when when not for free. I did this so often, I don''t think about anymore.

However, recently I'm realizing that: there are times when saying a "Thank you" isn't right.

I think: "please send us an email"
is a polite way of saying
"please fuck off and don't call again".

May be I'm wrong 🙄

For every good offer, there's an equal Terms and Conditions applying

A life with no adventure and rough times is like a movie with no suspense. I'd probably doze off half the times.
I mean: no bullets in the air and Chuck Norris is not risking everything for his daughter?

Damn, just shoot me :(

Project Report

Objective: Become rich

Time is 10:24

I'm so lucky, I have only a few null references in my life:

Null Pointer
Null Money
Null Girlfriend

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Facebook: Take this video
Me: No, thank you, I'm good.
Facebook: come'n it won't even take you a minute
Me: I'm quite busy
Facebook: Please...
Me: okay I will take a look
Facebook: Video will continue after a short ad

When in doubt shroud your spout. Or just use parentheses!

1 << 2 + 3 << 4

Just when I thought the future was bright

Available on all platforms

I can take selfies too😜😜

My time machine...

Sometimes I don't have anything to google when I want to google... so I just open Google and wait for smth to google.

∆÷π√•|`~¶°✓

My dad once told me: "If you want to make everyone happy don't be a leader - sell ice cream".

After his death, I quit my profession and started selling ice cream.

...this rich guy knocked me down with his car just because my so called ice-cream gave him diabetes. It was so fucking amazing watching myself be murdered for an offence I did not commit.

Oh yeah, so sell ice cream. Everybody will be happy with you.

After I died, I met my dad. And he was infuriated. He complained that he was just trying to be sarcastic, no, I was trying to be sarcastic, he said, he was trying to be sarcastic, but I was trying to be sarcastic...

May the Source be your guide