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Skills

C/C++, Angular8, Java11,js(es6), Python, Php, Linux/bash , Emacs , little bit of Elisp.
Location

Nepal

Joined devRant on 7/20/2017

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sudo killall -9 covid-19

I'll show myself out. 🙃

joke/meme covid-19

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Someone had to do it

joke/meme 2020 new year html version

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Me: is it 2020 yet?

My Linux server: yes but actually no.

joke/meme linux servers why it's already 2020 ? iso week system

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client side validation ?

joke/meme validation rules never trust the client joke random thought

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.tree {
visibility: hidden;
}

joke/meme decoration tree css joke

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* * * * * - Five star cron job. Will run again.

joke/meme cron jobs 5 stars *nixporn

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Went to a "Javascript Cafe" wearing async t-shirt..

They put me last on the events queue :(

joke/meme js async function event loop

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Programmer's version of the black hole??

sure 😁

joke/meme /dev/null bytestreams blackhole *nixporn

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while(1) fork();

joke/meme process forking unix the flash
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git commit -m "Batman! (this commit has no parents)"

I'll show myself out.

joke/meme git initial commit

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wait, what?

I was typing a mail there Microsoft,you signed out yourself :/

joke/meme office 365 happened today microsoft

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I wonder how many miles l've scrolled Devrant on my phone with my Thumb. 🤔

random phone still not enough devrant scrolling

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sudo chown tux:tux ironthrone

joke/meme tux got chown linux.

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Think I found a better way to learn vim/emacs on a linux/unix 🤔

joke/meme editors problem in navigation beginner's dilemma

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She : "I haven't seen any cat sleeping during the day."

Me : say no more

joke/meme debian sleeping status cat

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Simple as that.

joke/meme programmer as a father

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And this happened today:

While on ssh session, this guy restarted network manager. According to him "his Facebook page wasn't showing him recent feeds".

devrant network manager bash crazy intern guy ssh scp
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She : "whisper something dirty in my ear"

Me : "they are still using svn"

Now she hates me :/

devrant git svn sucks svn

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PM : "I will not tolerate this."

Me : "I don't like it either inside callbacks."

Fellow dev sitting next to me : *facepalm*

joke/meme developer this context callbacks problem in context switching

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*Me trying to flirt with her*

Me: "Programming turns me 1."

She: "JavaScript turns me true."

Guess who spent whole day searching some good js tutorials on web today ??

devrant bit vs boolean js tutorials mode on she backfired

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"Linux is the real deal if learning is your thing".

Agree/Disagree ??

devrant #programming #linux #continuouslearning #cli #bash

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She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

undefined #girlfriend #oop #programming #firstpost

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