A programmer is a magical creature that turns honey into code. Don't judge me, I'm a teddy bear 🍯 🐻

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WinnieThePooh

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AlgoRythm

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I was absolutely sure you were an upvote bot at first: no comments, no rants, just a ton of upvotes.

But now I see you're just a friendly bear, and that's fantastic
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plusgut

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@AlgoRythm I'm a little confused too, but thanks @op thanks for the ++
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WinnieThePooh

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@AlgoRythm
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WinnieThePooh

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@MonsieurMan I just prefer honey 🍯 😋
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goodBoiBadDev

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Nice work ..Thanks for upvotes pooh when I am fucked by sony and HP
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WinnieThePooh

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Hope that made your day @jalebiBhai 😃
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goodBoiBadDev

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@WinnieThePooh jalebi in your hands
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Ma30h

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Thanks for upvotes Winnie 😉
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YourNemesis

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@WinnieThePooh Do you have a script for that? :P
Thanks though 👍
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WinnieThePooh

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@YourNemesis I'm not a bot, I'm just a bear 🐻 😃
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PacRat

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oh bother
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plusgut

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@ThatDude you have a daily goal? :o
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plusgut

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@ThatDude this seems like work :o
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plusgut

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@ThatDude alright :)
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plusgut

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@ThatDude that's impressive!
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Grandclosing

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This is probably my favorite DevRant user at this point.
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gitcommit

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@ThatDude LOL daily ++ goal? The grind is real. Hahahaha. That's how good DevRant is. People fucking grind it. 😅
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awnumar

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What'd I miss?
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cwizard

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For me its coffee but honey will do fine too I guess 🍯🍯☕☕
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jamescodesthing

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Hello new best friend.

Have you heard we can get duckies now?
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WinnieThePooh

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@jamescodesthing duckies? 😃😮
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jamescodesthing

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@WinnieThePooh duckies Pooh!

#SwagDuckies in the swag store.

I wonder if they’ll do a pooh-duckie for you.

Curious, what languages does a bear like?
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WinnieThePooh

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@jamescodesthing ooohh

All languages are nice as long as you can implement a honeypot with them 🍯 😋 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

But C++ and NodeJS are two personal favorites 😛
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jamescodesthing

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@WinnieThePooh I like you more and more the more I see.

Node is also a fan fave for me.

They need to hook you up with a custom avatar already.

Ya mad honeylover you.
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Kamaropoulos

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@jamescodesthing @WinnieThePooh really likes NodeJS 😂
He likes it that much that he's working on a project to embed the Node runtime in C++ for scripting 😂
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WinnieThePooh

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Ssshh @Kamaropoulos 😛
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Kamaropoulos

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@WinnieThePooh Ahahahaha
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WinnieThePooh

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sudo sshhh @Kamaropoulos 😋
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WinnieThePooh

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Looks like this actually worked 😂
Well done @Kamaropoulos, here, take some honey 🍯😃
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jamescodesthing

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@Kamaropoulos jebem ti mater! Which of the many!?

Either way props Winnie.
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jamescodesthing

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Mother fucker.

Wait, wait...

sudo su
chown @jamescodesthings @Kamaropoulos
chmod 755 @Kamaropoulos
unshh @Kamaropoulos

Any joy? 😜

Hey Winnie! Duckies.
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Kamaropoulos

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Ahhh.... Phew...
Thanks @jamescodesthing, I really appreciate it 😋
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jamescodesthing

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@Kamaropoulos welcome, watch out for that guy!
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WinnieThePooh

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@jamescodesthing @Kamaropoulos hihi 😆