Just got my masters degree in AI
Now it's time to relax and work on my old old projects that i left 😊

BSOU = Blue Screen Of Update

Wow what an asshole designer

Finally some true humor on Stackoverflow

Fuck Gitlab that now collab with google.
Now my fucking ip got blocked

I just found the hidden message from robots in FireFox 😂

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

Just an Ordinary Evening swim with my debugger buddies

Git log went wrong 😰

Never judge a programmer by their commit history

Thank you JS for challenging our lives

Me: ooh my eyes hearts, I have to sleep now, I fix this tomorrow morning.

(go to sleep)

Inner Me: hey
Me: ...
Inner Me: pisst! wake up
Me: what?? leave me alone I'm tired
Inner Me: remember that issue you had?
Me: yes?
Inner Me: this is how you can solve it
Me: great thanks, I'll fix it later
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now
Me: I'm tired, I'll fix it first thing in the morning
Inner Me: no no you'll forgot it
Me: no I won't, let me sleep
Inner Me: no no you'll forget and I won't tell you again
Me: look I write it down in my phone now leave me alone
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now.
Me: *crying* for God sake...

(gets out of bed and try to turn on PC and it's not starting, realizing that the power is out)

Me: you happy now, I fix it tomorrow.
Inner Me: no no stay awake till power is back on.
Me: SHUT THE FICN ON PICK OF CRAPE. Did SHDUHDBD DBDJDB

I fucking hate when someone here ranting about something useless and not relevant to anything just to post something here.
Those are just some greedy ass people begging for ++'s and some sympathy from others.

Oh I hate when I turn on my pc and it says welcome.

Ah I hate when I go to work and have to turn on my computer

Oof..

JUST DO YOUR FUCKING WORK AND LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKKING IRRELEVANT RANTS YOU PISS OF SHIT

Last month: Opening devrant
Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, FUCK FACEBOOK, ZUCKED ME, KILL MARKBOOK, ATTACK FACEBERG

Last week: Opening devrant
GDRP, GDRP, GGEEDDEERRPPPEEEEE, FUCK GDRP, YEEEY GDRP, WHY GDRP, UPDATED OUR GDRP, FUCKED MY GDRP, PEED IN MY GDRP

this week: Opening devrant
Microsoft, Github, NO Microshit, Burn Github, FUCK GITHUB, POO ON MY MICROHUB, VOMITED ON MY GITSOFT

next week:????
(Google, you better be ready, it's your turn)

What is Java?

Stop fucking waste my time with background image, I'm a fucking backend developer you pice of shit. Reach into your pocket and hire a designer or Web developer, I don't care that I can do it too, I don't fucking want to do it.

Ooooooh I just skip a heart attack and shit myself at the same time, thank god for error "can not delete database, database is in use"

Azure Sphere, Microsoft new OS but get this, With a Custom Linux Kernel 😍

When Android Developer forget to remove .git folder before building his APK file...

Happy Nowruz to all persian renters 😉😘

When I introduce a bug as a feature ;)

Coincidence?

Fucking OVH had an electrical issue AGAIN!!! it's for second time in the last 5 month. had to reinstall the OS because kernel is fucked. thank god i backed up my data

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V ... done

When Firefox can't predict someone canceling a task

1: Man did you see the latest windows build fucked up design?
2: What are you mean?
1: I MEAN NOT ALIGNING REFRESH BUTTON ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PRESS IT.
2: What??? Where???

Is this real??

Client: we need a new design for a shirt right now.
Designer: (Randomly hit some buttons). Done!

Which OS User is you?

Who wants a CSS rug? ;)