junior programming god maybe

WTF? Is this a programming language/ program list from Wikipedia? 😕

that company should think about a rewrite of their codebase

somebody email me this. wtf

Do they really think that some Devs won't work as a Junior with this qualifications?

What kind of junior dev has that level of qualifications? Even if they did I'm pretty sure Facebook, Google, etc has hired most of them already.

For those that were really overachievers in college

What the fuck is "Microsoft Embedded Visual Studio"? Are they trying to say eMbedded visual C++?

HR: "So what type of technologies should a dev have to work here?"
PM: "Well you never know what we might need..... probably should make sure they are versatile. Make sure they have these!"
HR: " Ok thanks!"

And thus this job requirement list was born!

*at interview*

"you don't have experience in windows 2000 because you where five years old?

what kind of excuse is that? "

I got dizzy just looking at that