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linuxxx
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Services/apps and their automatic general sayings. I fucking hate that.

'apping' is an abbreviation for either whatsapping someone or messaging them in general (in the Netherlands at least).
Sorry but I fucking hate WhatsApp and I'm not going to say that fucking app/apping word. But then in general it's confusing imo.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO TEXT ME, DON'T SAY YOU'RE GOING TO APP ME.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIGNAL ME, DON'T SAY YOU'RE GOING TO APP ME.

"but I meant that" - THEN FUCKING SAY IT.

I DON'T 'GOOGLE SOMETHING'. I FUCKING DUCKDUCKGO IT. NO, THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME.

FUCKING HELL.

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i don't fucking app

fuck off

annoying as fuck

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  • 11
    7y
    Why is this a thing? I might punch my friends if they use that near me.
  • 12
    7y
    @QueenMorgana Apping is the general word for messaging here.

    "I'll app you"
    "uhm i don't have whatsapp"
    "oh ffs, i mean signalling"
    "THEN FUCKING SAY SO"

    "I'll send you an app"
    "which one?"
    "whut?!"
    "you're going to send me an app, which app? A game?"
    "oh fuck you"
  • 1
    7y
    @Alice @irene could you paste that picture again with tagging both me and @Alice?
  • 0
    7y
    @irene Yas thanks, i can't save it for some reason...
  • 4
    7y
    @Alice (the proper way)
  • 5
    7y
    @Alice
  • 4
    7y
    "apping"? That's just retarded. It's like saying "I'm going to car to work" or "I going to TV for a bit now".

    English motherfuckers, do you speak it!

    Tho, googling is actually a word in the Oxford dictionary and duckduckgoing is not so purely from a language perspective it's correct 😄
  • 1
    7y
    @scrupulous I don't think ducking is proper grammar 😄
  • 1
    7y
    @Froot Apping is an official word in the Dutch dictionary 😷
  • 5
    7y
    I'm glad that I've never heard someone said "apping" before... I think I might punch something.
  • 1
    7y
    @linuxxx Oh damn
  • 0
    7y
    @Froot but i don't use the word since I hate the app/service :)
  • 1
    7y
    *retches*
  • 2
    7y
    @linuxxx I've never heard anybody say 'appen' before where I live, maybe time to move south? (Of the border, IYKWIM)

    We still Google though.
  • 1
    7y
    Unfortunate that "I'll duck it" can be mispronounced / misspelled so gloriously 😇
  • 2
    7y
    @scrupulous
    Teacher: search for this topic on the net.
    Me: m gonna b ducking it.
    Teacher: oh no u don’t! Ur not gonna dodge my assignment!!!! 😡😡😡
  • 1
    6y
    LOL I duckduckgo it too! Fuck all that shit! I'm not even eloquent enough to expedite my response that you have incited from this one!
  • 1
    6y
    @slythervinn Have your first upvote mate!
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