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Short story time.

The last girl I dated was a proper geek. Like the kind of geek another geek wants. So one fine day she told me that she was making a greeting card for me. I was happy. After a few weeks she gave me the card and it was really cute. I loved it.

I reached home and received an email from her with a link in it. It was the link to a website she had made where each message from the card was deciphered to the real message.

DAAAAMNNN😱😱

That wasn't all. She didn't want the entire thing to be too easy. So the deciphered messages were password protected and I had to guess it.

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  • 37
    OMFG, and you are one hack of a dick head, just merry her already. You are getting something that is much rare than compiling billion line of code in the first try with no error. Best of luck👍
  • 31
    How mussed up would it be if like at the end he base64 decodes a binary string then converts it into a image and it's her making out with his total hot and dumber then bricks brother captioned "I am dating your brother now, he makes me feel smart, bye"
  • 4
    That's dark. @gears
  • 25
    "The last girl I dated."

    Are you seriously saying you broke up with her? Why?
  • 17
    @Michelle he didn't find the password... so love proofs couldn't seal their relationship
  • 5
    @ajmada
    If that's true, it's tragic.
  • 0
    @gears way too dark 😂
  • 1
    @Michelle yes, I did. Unfortunate series of events :(
  • 4
    @ajmada well the password was hardcoded on client side Javascript
  • 0
    @SubhrajyotiSen
    Hopefully you're doing okay :)
  • 2
    @Michelle it's been a long while. So I'm okay. Thanks :)
  • 3
    What was the password?
  • 3
    I am a geek and I would love to be friends with a female geek like that.
  • 20
    Remind me (a bit) my last girlfriend 7 y ago. To ask me for our first date, she defaced my web site to hide in it the invitation. First thing I asked on the date: "where is the hole?" To know where the vulnerability was (>.<) Longest awkward silence of my life.
  • 4
    @Totchinuko hahah! Not a question you want to ask on a first date!
  • 2
    @hacker Indeed :D but we kept dating for 2 year until we decided to go on separate ways. I guess the fist date went well dispite the weird introduction :p.
  • 0
    @SubhrajyotiSen does she work at Equifax?
  • 0
    @ajmada I don't think so
  • 3
    Use her as wife but more so like a dev duck. Luck luck.
  • 2
    @CallbackHell It's cute to see this here 😅

    Other Ranters: I'm the girl mentioned in the OP 😂
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