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Mizz141
4y

*Breathes in and out*
WHO THE FUCKING FUCK MESSED WITH THE WLAN ON THE PI?!
WHY THE FLYING FUCK DOESNT wlan0 WORK WITH THE NEW STRETCH IMAGE?!
WHO THE FUCK PROGRAMMED
THIS SHIT OF AN IMAGE?!
EVEN THE SHUTDOWN ISNT WORKING PROPERLY!
I FUCKING LOVED THE OLD JESSIE ONE! OK!!
*Begins to smash head to table*
WHY THE FUUUUCK DOESNT THIS WORK!
PLEASE! FFS IT JUST WONT CONNECT!
*Head begins to bleed*
FUCK!!!
*Stops smashing head*
*Tried once again*
Huh, it takes Longer now...
Error...
FUCKING FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HAD SO HIGH HOPES FOR THIS SHIT TO WORK! PLEASE RELIEVE ME OF THIS FUCKING BAD DREAM!
*Takes a Deep breath once again*
Shutdown -i
Error, another user is connected.
THIS CANT FUCKING BE! IM THE ONLY FUCKING USER ON THIS WIFI AND PI!
THIS SHIT MUST BE KIDDING ME!
AND NOW IT WONT SHUT DOWN!
*Realizes that I ran out of fucks to give*
OK...
IM NOT ONLY PULLING THE PLUG NOW, I WILL BE PULLING THE GODDAM FUSE OF MY ROOM!!
EVEN MY DUCKY DIDNT HELP ME!
THIS IS USELESS!
FUCK.

btw, there should be Raspberry Pi Capes.

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  • 2
    I actually deployed a pi with the new minimal stretch image just yesterday. Didn't use wlan but ethernet worked fine out of the box. Also I had no issues with powering off or rebooting. Could it maybe be a corrupted flash or something?
  • 1
    They changed the way you setup network connections in stretch. Look it up in a tutorial. It's supposedly easier and safer. :/ got me the first time as well.
  • 2
    @evilmupp3t
    The page in the official Site is very confusing, im sort of very new to the pi, I worked very little with one before so I got my own now...
    I just don't get the tutorial on their site so I looked up others...
    It just won't work...
    I am using ethernet right now, but I want to switch to WI-FI to spare me some money because I am using all my Ports on my Router and had to unplug my PC
    To get the pi running...
  • 2
    @Froot well, I'm using the same image as you probably but I had to do another shutdown command to properly shut it down...
  • 1
    “EVEN MY DUCKY DIDN’T HELP ME” - lol :’(
  • 1
    @Mizz141 I just do sudo poweroff. Works like a charm 😄
  • 2
    @Froot
    I Made an Alisa which Males sudo to fucking, so its now:
    Fucking poweroff...
    Way much better
  • 1
    @Mizz141 Alisa and Males. Getting hot in here...
  • 3
    @Froot FUCKING AUTOKORRECT!
    I MEANT ALIAS AND MAKES...
    FFS
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