AboutMaster of the Hole of the Pi... VR Nerd! Coder of no expirience... I usually dont give any fucks... and Automatition in Training
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Lying in my bed, and watching Darling in the FRANXX...
A whole weekend long...
I dont regret anything.4
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!
My system wont FUCKING POST! IT HAS POWER! IT HAS A CPU! IT HAS A GRAPHICS CARD! AND ALMOST ANY FAN IS FUCKING SPINNING! BUT NO FUCKING POST LED! FUCK THIS!26
LUA... its great! I love it... but WHY THE FUCK DOESNT LUA START COUNTING FROM FUCKING 0!!! WHY THE FUCK DOES IT START FROM 1! I SEARCHED HALF A FUCKING HOUR IN MY CODE AND IT JUST DIDNT WORK! then it hit me... LUA IS THE ONLY FUCKING LANGUAGE THAT STARTS FROM 1 and sure enough... after changes and testing IT FUCKING WORKED!
The newest IPhone (Which specwise is good) is more expensive than the newest graphics cards that are coming out... h.o.l.y. s.h.i.t
and you know what? THE BEST MODEL IS 400 BUCKS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A FUCKING 2080TI!
And you know what?
WHATS UP WITH STORAGE!
you go from 64Gb to 256 and 512 GIGABYTES OF DATA!!
Its like, Midrange storage to a Ton of Storage to HOLY SHIT WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH?!
and you know WHY they are doing this?
Because most of the people will buy the 256 or 512 model GUARANTEED! People behave like this! you dont believe me?
What if you gave a Big Popcorn box for 15 Bucks and the smallest one for 5 bucks, which one would you buy? The smaller one. (Most of the time) and why? because you only have 2 choices! If I gave you 3 choices: 5 for small, 10 for medium and 15 for large?
You wont buy the smallest one, because it doesnt make sense! THATS WHY AND NOW FUCK OFF AND YOU TOO APPLE GO SUCK COCKS OF YOUR FUCKING FANBOYS WHICH WILL PAY MORE!7
Holy fucking shit germany... what the fuck is wrong with you?! the FUCKING TELECOM CONTROLS MOST OF THE FUCKING INTERNET?! Like holy fucking shit?! And what did they announce? svdsl... SVDSL?! SUPER VECTORING DSL?! I mean... you take the oldest car... make it a little better... you get SDSL... And then? you go for Fiber? no. YOU MAKE THE FUCKING SHIT EVEN DEEPER! You take your OLD FUCKING CAR AND MAKE IT A ZOMBIE! And then you get Super Vectoring DSL... holy shit germany... take your shit together and EXPAND YOUR FUCKING FIBER NETWORK! Fuck.7
Me: Installs WLAN card into PC,
Windows: LOL FUCK YOU IM DEACTIVATED!
Me: Removes WLAN Card.
Windows: YOU MAD BRO?!
Yes... Yes i am7
If everyone on devrant was in a bar fight, what would they do?
I would run around and get killed...125
So I just bought an Intel Optane SSD for my PC, and then this came up...
"Intel® Optane™ Arbeitsspeicher unterstützt keine auf PCIe-Festplatten installierten Systeme"
or in English:
"Intel® Optane™ RAM doesnt support Systems installed on PCIe-Harddrives"
LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU INTEL! I JUST BOUGHT THIS SHIT AND NOW YOU FUCKING TELL ME IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING M.2 SSD WITH WINDOWS ON IT? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES! FUCK THIS!14
FUCKING PEOPLE THAT USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT! THIS SHIT RANT IS FOR YOU CUNTS!
I mean, IF YOU ARE FUCKING DEAF DONT USE FUCKING EARPHONES AND TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME UP SO HIGH THAT EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOUR SHITTY
Dubstep, EDM, K-Pop OR ANY OTHER FUCKING MUSIC! thank you AND FUCK OFF!
And also IF YOU WANT TO GET ON THE FUCKING BUS, MAKE ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO GET OUT FIRST! I mean, the entrance STAYS FUCKING OPEN! AND FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE ALSO HAVE TO LEAVE THE FUCKING BUS FIRST!
I LEARNED THAT IN FUCKING KINDERGARTEN!16
Some real talk here, There are only 2 Moderators on this plattform, @dfox and @trogus, yet @fuck2code and me sometimes mention that users shouldnt put memes in the Rant category! example:
his mentions that im a Community Moderator are 100% UNTRUE!
please note that and Happy Ranting!1
I loved my Watch, i wore it everyday, and even bought a premium bracelet 40 euros or so... then, THE FUCKING BACK OF THE WATCH FELL OFF! LIKE THE FUCKING BACK! So i returned it... AND THESE CUNTS SEND ME A FUCKING REPLACEMENT WITHOUT MY FUCKING BRACELET! WHICH FUCK DID THIS! WHO CAME UP WITH THIS FUCKERY! FUCK!10
I NEED MORE ANIMATED RANTS!
no please make more of them they were amazing, especially the GODDAM SOUNDS AT THE BEGINNING AND THE END! SO FUCKING AMAZING!5
You can only use letters and spaces for names...
WELL FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOUR STUPID DEVS!
(still a cool service tho)8
Things I hear when people find out, that i cant see red and green well...
99% WHAT COLOR IS THIS PEN?
1% Oh, well, ok...
FFS ppl ITS ANNOYING!9
the following rant is brought to you by: reddit.com
fuck this fucking website with its shitty glitched out voting system and its fucking gay ass subreddits and shitty fucking domain and shitty name and shitty throw away accounts and fuckface-run circlejerks and fake ass bullshit karma-whoring fucking stories that dont count for shit and fuck fucking fuckery salty ass dick licking horse asshole sucking downvoters who would downvote their own fucking mothers fuck those fucking fucknut cuntfaces to the core of the fucking earth
and fuck your shitty fucking 0 limit on posts downvote like what the fuck that doesnt even make sense show that its negative instead of some shitty ass fucking percentage thats probably not even accurate but why the fuck does that even matter since some salty fuck probably made a bunch of alternate accounts and downvoted one particular post but reddit doesnt give a fuck about tracking ips, oh you got banned? just make another account, and fuck you, rule, i will start this fucking gay title with "vote up if" if i motherfucking want to but you're lucky as fuck i dont want to cause i can totally fucking sue you so hard into the ground that your anus will start fucking bleeding you fucking fuck fuckface trying to fucking censor my fucking human rights and i almost forgot fuck the fucking sjws and mensrights and the_donald and hillary subreddits, why the fuck is there politics here, fuck politics seriously fuck it up the fucking std-ridden asshole no one gives a shit about that comment you made about hillary or trump you special fucking snowflake you, also no one gives a fuck what you just thought while masturbating in the shower you little fuck, how the fuck is that gay subreddit even a fucking thing with its shitty fucking nonsense name, just call it "cool fucking thoughts" or "look at this sexy fucking shit idea that i just fucking need to share with you that i totally didnt copy from anywhere else"
ohh lets make fun of tumblr -- wait a fucking sparkling second, this fucking website has just as many entitled little fuckfaces and oppressed sjws and "smart" 12 year olds with their shitty weird ass handles and "pm_me_tits" usernames, fuck you asshole i'll pm you a high quality picture of my dick in your goats ass, and trust me i have a bigg ass furry dick. everyone is being oppressed here to apparently, so quick to play the fucking fucked victim fucking card.
also why the fuck is the most upvoted post of all time what tastes "distsusting" with rice, like you made the most fucking obvious, retarded typo and most half-assed and uninteresting question but somefuckinghow you made it to the fucking front page and the most upvoted post of all fucking time, fucking obama and stephen hawkings got an ama here and you cunts are upvoting that fucking shit? give me a motherfucking break, don't even get me started on how fucking unfunny the jokes are on /r/jokes, fucking atrociously shitty shit i tell you, not even fucking half amusing, i find funerals more funny than that fucking pathetic spectacle, jesus fucking fuck
what the fuck is the point of reddit gold, fuck that bullshit, it's like the new way to suck other peoples dicks online
fucking seriously, the fuck do you fuckers think you are? some kind of secret society? yeah why dont you fucking cunts post some more shit trending memes that you found on 9gag or facebook and post it here and just watch it fly to the front page as 12 year old fucks upvote that as "quality content", yes i said it, 9gag, reddit, theyre in the same sentence now fuckface, what are you going to fucking do about it, bitch? thats right youre going to downvote like a little fucking fuckcunt you pussy ass, because downvotings all that ever fucking happens on this fucking fuckery fuckfaced fucksucked fuckcunt broccoli fucksite what the actual fucking fucky fuck is this i fuckijc ufckudfncbasdasesqwfj8932ue328fj3209dkj
FUCK THESE FUCKING GPDR! FUCK THESE SITES! FUCK EVERY LITTLE COCKSUCKING BASTARD POPUP!
I click DISAGREE ON EVERY FUCKING POPUP! YET THESE BASTARDS SELL MY DATA LIKE EXOTIC BUTTERS! FUCK THEM ALL!6
Im seriously thinking about Watercooling my Raspberry Pi 3...
BRCAUSE THIS LIL SHIT RUNS SO FUCKING HOT THAT I CAN MAKE AN EGG ON IT! THATS WHY!
Its 80°C when under little load BUT GOES OVER FUCKING 90°C ON LOAD! AND THIS IS FUCKING DANGEROUS! FUCK!
so back to watercooling...
Its a Stupid idea, I know, but its literally THE ONLY FUCKING WAY TO COOL THIS BASTARD! And trust me I tried Novec (Yes the liquid that evaporates at 60°C...) and SHITS EXPENSIVE!12
"Im gonna buy an Titan V for gaming!"
-Le "Friend" of mine
A Titan V is for research and AI Applications...
Ayy u stupid Titan V best card!!!11!
Fuck this shit im fucking out of here...7
I fucking HATE when people tell me:
"Oh you are using Unity? What kind of dumb shit uses Unity! Isnt its only purpose to make shovelware and shit?!"
THIS MAKES ME FURIOS AT MOST POINTS! AND I WANT TO PUNCH THOSE DIPWIT COCKS WHO ALWAYS THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN UNITY IS GOOD, IN THE FUCKING FACE! TWICE!
unity isnt just for SHOVELWARE and CHEAP SHITGAMES, it has some really good potential when in the RIGHT FUCKING HANDS!! FOR FUCK SAKE!
(If you want an example look up dronethegame.com currently in crowdfunding) FUCK THESE PEOPLE...
Users: Are you going to make your Products cheaper and put better GPUs and CPUs in your desktops and laptops?
New windows update,
Do you wanna Enable Speech assistant?
Do you want to be tracked?
Me, HELL NO!
Do you want a special ID that we can give you better ads?
Me, WTF WINDOWS!
Because people STILL DONT FUCKING GET THAT YOU CAN CHOOSE A SECTION!
IM JUST GONNA COPY-PASTE THIS UNDER ANY !rant I SEE UNDER ANY MEME TAGGED WITH RANT!
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY EVERY GODDAM TIME!
Im happy to inform you that we now have this feature which allows you to sort rants by category, in order for it to work properly the user must choose the right section, and this "rant" belongs in another category, please dont do this again, thank you.14