How does BAs always manage to turn everything into a life story? "It was at this point I realized, no, this is not the way. How could it be that we had done this for so many years? So it's time for a change, and from now on we will never face these challenging times ever again!"

What’s a BA?

@Lensflare

Business Analysts???

Business Admins???

Boss Assistants???

Idk

OP I was cringing when I read the quoted sentences. holy crap how can other people write this and not die of cringe themselves??

@Lensflare @SidTheITGuy business analyst, and that's a paraphrase of spoken words. But yeah, still...

Because part of their job is convincing everyone the ideas they have are worth while enough to make mola and know how to speak lizard brain

another fun one is the "meanwhile" redirect.

"I didn't know what to do. But I'll get back to that in a moment.."

and they either never do, or they spend another ten minutes talking about some aside.

or worse "so I hopped on a jet, and spent the weekend on the west coast to think about [big important problem]."

Yes, I've seen that last one in the wild, and variations of it.