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11

TYML

1747

8y

“I don’t comment my code”
16

rui725

756

8y

You can never C# if your eyes are closed :)
19

byte

3255

8y

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do"
13

bedAssDev

206

8y

"You can't fix a bug if it works on your machine"..
15

gorsamp

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8y

"This shit compiled yesterday!"
15

spacem

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8y

"there is no code faster than no code" and "less code, equals less bugs"
27

Root

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"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
-- Linus Torvalds
36

shellbug

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My favourite is the single quote.
4

gorsamp

1896

8y

@shellbug backtick for ultimate SQL compatibility
26

Cyanide

13246

8y

.
32

sbin

1994

8y

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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rui725

756

8y

@Cyanide that’s like

If(mistake=true) // there is no perfect code
{
// you will always have a bug
}
0

Adarsh

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8y

sudo
19

BambuSource

13168

8y

"I code because it's the closest thing to magic I can perform."
- by @gitblame
1

lucaIO

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8y

@rui725 should be == and you could go without ==true 😉
2

rui725

756

8y

@lucaIO forgive me :) but that is how you assigned variables on a condition .. might point is it always have a mistake in a program ... and that there is no perfect program :)
0

Cyanide

13246

8y

@GodHatesMe Hahahaha
0

lucaIO

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8y

@rui725 i got it😂
9

ilikeglue

1622

8y

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." and "fuck you Nvidia" by Linus Torvalds
4

ElToastGrande

644

8y

"I hate code and I want our product to have the least possible amount of it - we don't get paid for code, but for features"
13

wtho

82

8y

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
John Woods
1

gosubinit

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8y

Double quotes. Because they allow \n and \t. 😂
5

kieni

173

8y

Make sure all your strings are terminated correctly%°]`}~[*:{;;?\\×÷••~

-- a C programmer
1

gitpush

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8y

@subinSv I doubt universe will ever loose :\
4

Chlodovechus

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8y

^
5

NullBrain

229

8y

"Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." src: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/...

Not exclusive of coding, but I think it's valid 😀
6

danny96178

22

8y

"It works on my machine"
4

EmptyStack

2678

8y

"Think twice, code once"
7

Wcked

140

8y

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
6

mrgemeco

102

8y

"What the fuck"
1

crisz

8101

8y

Single quotes in JavaScript and double quotes in Java.

Oh wait..
1

ILikeSushiRolls

858

8y

I can fix the world, but they won't give me the source code!
4

Cioran

4

8y

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure." 😊
Eric Allman
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QCat

795

8y

To me this is it

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