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11

TYML

1756

7y

“I don’t comment my code”
16

rui725

760

7y

You can never C# if your eyes are closed :)
20

byte

3281

7y

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do"
13

bedAssDev

207

7y

"You can't fix a bug if it works on your machine"..
15

gorsamp

1912

7y

"This shit compiled yesterday!"
15

spacem

1836

7y

"there is no code faster than no code" and "less code, equals less bugs"
28

Root

79734

7y

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
-- Linus Torvalds
37

shellbug

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7y

My favourite is the single quote.
4

gorsamp

1912

7y

@shellbug backtick for ultimate SQL compatibility
27

Cyanide

13592

7y

.
33

sbin

2012

7y

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
5

rui725

760

7y

@Cyanide that’s like

If(mistake=true) // there is no perfect code
{
// you will always have a bug
}
0

Adarsh

194

7y

sudo
19

BambuSource

13309

7y

"I code because it's the closest thing to magic I can perform."
- by @gitblame
1

lucaIO

1216

7y

@rui725 should be == and you could go without ==true 😉
2

rui725

760

7y

@lucaIO forgive me :) but that is how you assigned variables on a condition .. might point is it always have a mistake in a program ... and that there is no perfect program :)
0

Cyanide

13592

7y

@GodHatesMe Hahahaha
0

lucaIO

1216

7y

@rui725 i got it😂
10

ilikeglue

1672

7y

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." and "fuck you Nvidia" by Linus Torvalds
4

ElToastGrande

649

7y

"I hate code and I want our product to have the least possible amount of it - we don't get paid for code, but for features"
14

wtho

83

7y

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
John Woods
1

gosubinit

4121

7y

Double quotes. Because they allow \n and \t. 😂
5

kieni

176

7y

Make sure all your strings are terminated correctly%°]`}~[*:{;;?\\×÷••~

-- a C programmer
1

gitpush

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7y

@subinSv I doubt universe will ever loose :\
5

Chlodovechus

3006

7y

^
5

NullBrain

230

7y

"Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." src: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/...

Not exclusive of coding, but I think it's valid 😀
6

danny96178

22

7y

"It works on my machine"
4

EmptyStack

2702

7y

"Think twice, code once"
8

Wcked

141

7y

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
6

mrgemeco

105

7y

"What the fuck"
1

crisz

8191

7y

Single quotes in JavaScript and double quotes in Java.

Oh wait..
1

ILikeSushiRolls

865

7y

I can fix the world, but they won't give me the source code!
4

Cioran

4

7y

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure." 😊
Eric Allman
2

QCat

804

7y

To me this is it

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