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11

TYML

1755

8y

“I don’t comment my code”
16

rui725

758

8y

You can never C# if your eyes are closed :)
20

byte

3277

8y

"Code never lies, comments sometimes do"
13

bedAssDev

207

8y

"You can't fix a bug if it works on your machine"..
15

gorsamp

1912

8y

"This shit compiled yesterday!"
15

spacem

1835

8y

"there is no code faster than no code" and "less code, equals less bugs"
28

Root

79652

8y

"Talk is cheap. Show me the code."
-- Linus Torvalds
37

shellbug

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8y

My favourite is the single quote.
4

gorsamp

1912

8y

@shellbug backtick for ultimate SQL compatibility
27

Cyanide

13518

8y

.
33

sbin

2007

8y

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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rui725

758

8y

@Cyanide that’s like

If(mistake=true) // there is no perfect code
{
// you will always have a bug
}
0

Adarsh

193

8y

sudo
19

BambuSource

13256

8y

"I code because it's the closest thing to magic I can perform."
- by @gitblame
1

lucaIO

1210

8y

@rui725 should be == and you could go without ==true 😉
2

rui725

758

8y

@lucaIO forgive me :) but that is how you assigned variables on a condition .. might point is it always have a mistake in a program ... and that there is no perfect program :)
0

Cyanide

13518

8y

@GodHatesMe Hahahaha
0

lucaIO

1210

8y

@rui725 i got it😂
10

ilikeglue

1665

8y

"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free." and "fuck you Nvidia" by Linus Torvalds
4

ElToastGrande

648

8y

"I hate code and I want our product to have the least possible amount of it - we don't get paid for code, but for features"
14

wtho

83

8y

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
John Woods
1

gosubinit

4115

8y

Double quotes. Because they allow \n and \t. 😂
5

kieni

175

8y

Make sure all your strings are terminated correctly%°]`}~[*:{;;?\\×÷••~

-- a C programmer
1

gitpush

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8y

@subinSv I doubt universe will ever loose :\
5

Chlodovechus

3003

8y

^
5

NullBrain

229

8y

"Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard." src: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/...

Not exclusive of coding, but I think it's valid 😀
6

danny96178

22

8y

"It works on my machine"
4

EmptyStack

2696

8y

"Think twice, code once"
8

Wcked

141

8y

"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
6

mrgemeco

105

8y

"What the fuck"
1

crisz

8160

8y

Single quotes in JavaScript and double quotes in Java.

Oh wait..
1

ILikeSushiRolls

863

8y

I can fix the world, but they won't give me the source code!
4

Cioran

4

8y

"Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure." 😊
Eric Allman
2

QCat

802

8y

To me this is it

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