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So YOU are the fucking dude that makes the floor sticky.
The reason you didn't see it is because your dick is stubby and short and it shot between the seat and the porcelain. You gotta stretch it out and make sure it points down and not out. Skill issue, get good. -
@b2plane lol, air ba...shit!
WHAT. Just happened
I experienced the weirdest mandella effect
I went to take a piss in the shitter 🚽 and while i was pissing i looked down and i SAW the piss going in the shitter 🚽
Looked up and a few seconds later when i finished pissing i took a step back looked down AND THE WHOLE FLOOR WAS COVERED IN PISS.
How??
It turns out i never pissed in the shitter somehow even though i was literally right next to it touching it with my legs, i didnt piss on myself but did on the entire floor
How????
Am i going fucking insane?
Or is this a mandella effect?? I KNOW what i saw and i KNOW what i remember seeing, and pissing on the floor was not it!
Im losing my fucking mind!
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