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JAVA Cup

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  • 5
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    u posting pics is getting annoying... this is devRant not Pinterest.
  • 2
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    Missing capital C
  • 10
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    Meanwhile the Kotlin version of the same program would be this size:
  • 0
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    I'm glad the cup comes with instructions in case I forget
  • 3
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    @MammaNeedHummus I see more serious issues than a capital C... I think if I put that code through the java compiler it explodes
  • 11
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    throw new CringeOverdoseException();
  • 6
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    Lol.. CofeeCup will always be empty.. check If statement.
  • 4
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    @joewilliams007 finally someone noticed. She is a bad mother. Bad example for her kids

    Edit: check how coffeecup differently is written on places 🤣

    This has to be on purpose. No way. Great gift for devs you consider stupid 🤣
  • 0
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    There is assignment there FFS not equality comparison!!!! You cup will always be empty
  • 3
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    It's kind of funny how bad the code on the cup is written. I am pretty sure there is no namespace keyword in Java, there is also no struct keyword. I wonder how much more issues we will find.
  • 1
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    Perfectly describes verbosity of Java.
  • 4
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    @TheSilent coffee is misspelled in 2 different ways
  • 1
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    Mother is usually a great coder but wants people to see how your garbage code looks like.

    So she printed it on the cup.

    /jk
  • 1
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    Empty is a single segment name which can only represent a value in Java if it's declared as a local or class member, but we see the whole class and there's no declaration.
  • 0
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    Also what the hell is RefillcofeeCup.Main's argument list? Is that some fancy Java syntax I'm not aware of, or is it a C/C++ struct name?
  • 1
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    I kinda want a Java cup that just has the logo and a real constructor head from some enterprise codebase with fully qualified type names written in a spiral down the cup.
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