I would have loved to be a composer or producer, but I never was good at getting musical ideas from my head onto paper.

Our cv teacher at school basically just printed out selfhtml.org on paper and told us to start writing websites. He then went on to chill on his chair for the rest of the lesson.

Lol what a coincident.

Why the fuck does windows use 100MB for the efi partition? Like oh hey I will exactly allocate enough space for me. Oh you want ArchLinux and NixOs too? Well fuck you have fun dangouresly moving around partition just to increase the fucking size of the efi partition I just allocated at install-time without ever asking you about it.

That moment when you have to exchange data with another system using XML-Files serval hundred MBs in size instead of a proper REST API (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Has anyone of you ever dreamed of solving programming problems? I wake up still thinking about a problem that is totally unrelated to everything I do. Most of the time I even spent extra time still pondering about it even tough I'm very much awake. Maybe I need to stop staying at the office for 10 hours.

What are your thoughts on the pinephone? Do you guys think we will finally get a phone that is truly open and gets updates for a considerable timespan?

https://www.pine64.org/pinephone/

Debugging when you deallocated an objected which is still referenced by pointers else where is like find waldo with a 2x2 meter picture. Except you don't know what waldo looks like.

Why is installing the C/C++ compiler and build tools such a pain in the arse on windows? Just wanted to use the spacy package which uses CPython now I have to install gigabytes of shit and move some dlls and exes around just so I can install the fucking package. What the fuck is wrong with this shit.

There are so many:
Arch Linux, Krita, LMMS, Open Street Map and many more.

So I have a raspberry pi running nextcloud and I want to add a second one to improve the availability.
I'm new to HA clusters. What stack would you recommend?

Vegans are like arch users. They need to tell everyone.

What are your favorite weak copy-left licenses and why?

Well look what we got here.

The algo strikes yet again!
sudo cat dog.txt

What is that? Ada uses three spaces for indentation?
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!Rant
Hey @dfox i found a weird issue when turning off and on the load avatar picture function one avatar picture got displayed but the other not. Reentering the rant fixed it.

If
your chrome's a toblerone and your mouth is full with foam
then
your code is error-prone.

One can measure how well you are doing right now just by counting the number of open StackOverflow tabs.

Fucking android framework. Sucks my huge ass balls. What is wrong with the people that wrote this?
You implement a fba and hide it when the recyclerview in the corresponding is scrolled down.
Then you change to API level 25 and they fucking decide it would be a good idea to refuse to send the onNestedScroll when the visibility for a fba is set to GONE which is itself not bad, but they also think setting the visibility for the fba when you call the hide() method to... yea you guessed it FUCKING GONE would be an amazing decision. Oh yea you smart ass nice decision I'm so glad you did it.

A game that produces content for itself.

Your own mistakes shape and forge you the most.

Lambda expressions in Java 8, because I love functional programming.

One day my mum got a call from a man claiming to be from Microsoft. He said there is something wrong with the computer and tried to make her install TeamViewer to "fix" it, but my mum didn't manage to install it for several hours until he gave up.
Sometimes knowing even less can save your PC.

The moment when you forgot to commit your work to git, managed to accidentally deleted it and recovery tools can't help you. FML I'm an idiot!

Best strategy for getting unstuck:
Wildly curse at the screen and start smashing your had against the keyboard. The ideas will come. Trust me!

When your AI does cool stuff you never planned it to do. Yes I'm a wizard!