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I'll be asking the HR of my next company to include a "fuck off" clause in the contract if they want to hire me.

Under that clause, I would have the right to tell anyone, and everyone, to fuck off. It includes all 24 hours of the day, not just the working hours.

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  • 3
    This may compromise your chances of getting hired
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    @black-kite What an insight man, what an INSIGHT!

    I don't know what I would do without you. Dumbass! Yeah no shit, sherlock.
  • 1
    @SidTheITGuy ok l forgot to add /s
    I thought you were smart enough to infer the sarcasm without. I guess not
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    @black-kite and you missed mine
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    I feel like this is reasonable, at least for outside of work hours.
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    They'd tell you to fuck off
  • 1
    But they haven’t acquired the fuck off clause yet so he could sue for breach of contract.
  • 2
    I write the fuck off clause into all of my contracts with invisible ink.
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    If you really think about it, the true essence in a good ‘fuck off’ is the receiving party not expecting it.

    Adding it to the contract in a visible way ruins the romance. Kills the excitement. Spoils the ending.
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    @SidTheITGuy ok so I am a dumbass 😂
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