Pretty much anytime we talk about having a meeting during a meeting. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Stay being a problem solver. Just do it someplace else I guess 😜

Have an ocean view. But the blind controls are by another dev who keeps them closed permanently. 😜

lol I always work according to the visual design and then forget to read the acceptance criteria. 🤦🏼‍♂️

First day on the job. Here is your machine. Here is the code. It's crashing. It's in production. We tried to fix it and can't. You fix it. No pressure... took two days too fix it. Felt like a legend. Addicted ever since.

When droid devs try and code swift in a java style. FML

I'm so sick of fuckin constraints aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck. Fuck I hate them with a passion. They are so shit they are the fucking worst 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

When the team lead announces you have to pick a team name for the mobile software devs. No seriously I have until tomorrow otherwise we get called team Poloni because of a poorly chosen color once. Ideas please! So far we have hackslash, A-team (Android Apple) or Swifty Java 😜

Coolest project I ever worked on made me sign an NDA. 😜 non disclosure agreement 🤓

what switching to VIPER really feels like.

Dreading iOS X because my apps could die for a month like when iOS 7 came out.

When devRant turns into 9gag ...facepalm

When somebody says this project is the same as the one you just finished so "just copy paste" about my latest mobile app. FML

Think the internet is bad and loudly complaining while everyone else says it's fine till I realise ... Steam updates are what is slowing me down 😳

Went to an interview set up by a recruiter. Company has never heard of them ...or me. Decide to interview me anyway. Surprisingly it did not go well